But this year will be different. Oh yes.
Resolution number 1:
I will eat a strictly macrobiotic diet of leaves, pulses, beans and cardboard, no alcohol, no wheat, no dairy, no meat. For one month at least. Before the wedding on Feb 26th. (After the wedding I am going back to burgers and fries, ok? Let's try to be a bit realistic.)
Resolution number 2:
C'mon, did you read number one? Surely that was enough! What do you want, blood?
And finally, if your 2010 was more of an annus horribilis than a vintage year, then click on this sketch from David O Doherty: "My Beefs 2010" and hear how other people really are the problem.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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