|Eureka! I'll write myself thinner.|
(Don't panic. We will acquire a dog (or wolf) one day, but we'll have to leave the house to get it, and - as Georgia puts it - "it's cooooooold out there.")
Georgia's creativity is so expansive, it actually encompasses other people's creativity. Just as I apparently am given to "pretending", she has an impressive knack for...well..."borrowing." Remember her "no-bucket diet" idea? She truly deserves a round of applause for borrowing that one.
Don't get me wrong. I love her. She came into my chrome, leather, and black furniture world like Julie Andrews on rocket skates - only prettier, kinder, and more hyperactive. Every day, she finds clever new ways to make me laugh. At myself usually. And I'd be pretending if I said I'd have it any other way.