Showing posts with label cats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cats. Show all posts

Wednesday, 19 January 2011

Cats score a point for intellect: cat hates Justin Bieber

Kosmo dislikes black people, hoodies and all dogs which are not descended from the Master Race of Spaniels.  On Martin Luther King Day, I was horrified to learn from Kosmo's owners that he also hates people in wheelchairs.  Goodness me, this dog has more issues than Time Magazine.

The "dogs are better than cats" school of thinking took yet another blow yesterday with the revelation that some cats have incredibly good taste in musicCat hates Bieber

PS If you have not yet checked out Hank's NEW blog page, look for his link on the right.

Wednesday, 29 December 2010

I think an American woman has her eye on my man

And what scary eyes they are.  This is Audrey, the Other Women and the only female in Hank's parental home in Princeton NJ, where she presides over two, larger tomcats.

Audrey is clearly a bit of a man eater.  Formerly "not really a lap cat", the minute Hank got to his parents' home, Audrey jumped straight into his lap and didn't move all Christmas.  At one point I tried to get Hank to stand up and Audrey calmly stretched out her claws, digging them gently into his sweater, without dropping eye contact with me.

I was frightened.

Actually, I am still having flashbacks.  Should I just give my Hank up to Audrey?  Just give in?  She has some kind of hold over him.... I didn't take this picture; Hank did.  He took this one and about FIFTEEN others, all in secret, and stashed them on his phone!  And no photos of his fiancee.

What has she got that I haven't got?

Ok, so she purrs nicely....  I can work on my purr!

And I will develop evil eyes.  The next time we visit Princeton the claws will be out, Audrey!

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